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totoislostinoz: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: “What...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:38:40 -0400

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

I will never get over how talented the Supernatural cast is

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:37:56 -0400

I will never get over how talented the Supernatural cast is

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:35:24 -0400

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

discommunicator: and the original image

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:56:12 -0400

discommunicator:

and the original image

This Yahoo thing is like. Yahoo is going to be our bitchy, glittery step-mom, and we’re going...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:51:29 -0400

This Yahoo thing is like. Yahoo is going to be our bitchy, glittery step-mom, and we’re going to be kicking and screaming for daddy to come pick us up again.

So, when Yahoo buys tumblr and things go into the dirt, can we start to organize a new website that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:50:10 -0400

So, when Yahoo buys tumblr and things go into the dirt, can we start to organize a new website that we’ll all go and hide in? Can Yahoo just get here and look around and be like

where the fuck did they all go

psychoticscream: dear yahooI prefer this layout so go fuck yourself

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:48:02 -0400

psychoticscream:

dear yahoo
I prefer this layout so go fuck yourself

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:08:43 -0400

stridercestheadcanons: submitted by anonymous.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:07:18 -0400

stridercestheadcanons:

submitted by anonymous.

I got this feeling on a summer day when you were goneI crashed...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:07:14 -0400

I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge
I watched it, I let it burn…

EVILFERRET AND I ARE NOW TUMBLR MARRIED. That is all.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:03:36 -0400

EVILFERRET AND I ARE NOW TUMBLR MARRIED.

That is all.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:51:18 -0400

peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:51:01 -0400

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

student: can i borrow a pencil

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:49:15 -0400

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

kagamine-sphere: fearbreeze: princessaryastark: The...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:47:53 -0400

kagamine-sphere:

fearbreeze:

princessaryastark:

The Disillusionment of Arya Stark

#this is the exact moment that marked Arya’s disillusionment #when she asked the god for mercy back in king’s landing #all she got was her father’s head on the steps of Baelor #when prayed for home #she became a hostage instead #when she prayed for justice #she got injustice #the same smiling girl who gave ned stark flowers on the king’s road #is now actively praying for another person to die #and when the gods failed her #like every other person in her life #she decided to take matters into her own hands #she had every intention to kill the hound #and this is different from the stable boy that she killed #that was self defense #this was attempted murder #what good did praying to the gods ever do to her #nothing #there is only one god #and his name is DEATH

Reblogging because that tag gave me the shivers.

littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:14:06 -0400

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

inbox: looking for just text posts?? here you go how about your old themes? no problem need to know...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:37 -0400

inbox:

looking for just text posts?? here you go

how about your old themes? no problem

need to know your post limit status? check it out

need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n

want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1

yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:16 -0400

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:11:55 -0400

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

You are a genius.

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:07:40 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.