May 2013
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
This Yahoo thing is like. Yahoo is going to be our bitchy, glittery step-mom, and we’re going to be kicking and screaming for daddy to come pick us up again.
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So, when Yahoo buys tumblr and things go into the dirt, can we start to organize a new website that we’ll all go and hide in? Can Yahoo just get here and look around and be like
where the fuck did they all go
psychoticscream:
dear yahoo I prefer this layout so go fuck yourself
EVILFERRET AND I ARE NOW TUMBLR MARRIED.
That is all.
peterezi:
peterezi:
i always read the word polish as polish at first
wait shit
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
littletipoftheshoelace:
theaspiringauthor:
pipjustice:
rockinzayn:
rileylife:
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
...
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inbox:
looking for just text posts?? here you go
how about your old themes? no problem
need to know your post limit status? check it out
need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n
want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
tworefined:
internetzahhaker:
dorkydoitsu:
pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
Just remember that
you guys can be real drama queens sometimes
saferincages:
shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)
shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)
shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)
shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺)
shoutout to...
askdemhomestucks:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
kushdrinker:
teach me how to
thiinka:
some
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
erisolsprited:
erisolsprited:
I started talking about patron trolls and now everyones asking me who is theirs and what they’re like because they’ve never read homestuck and they’re so excited oh my god
I SHIT YOU NOT AN AQUARIUS JUST SAID TO A LEO ‘DONT TOUCH ME LOW BLOOD’
calibornsbottombitch:
swiggity swag internet lag
noodle-suzuki:
Can we talk about Bro
And how he fucking split a meteor in half
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
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shadowfoxfire:
kamerlort:
do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse
yes.
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ah yes.
the mighty Cukazam.
calliopefirefly:
lavalord4:
HAHAHA — THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
IS THIS SERIOUSLY A TRICKSTER HUSSIE?
A TRICKSTER
HUSSIE?
but look at that ONE FRAME
ectobiologist:
I still love homestuck but homestuck and I aren’t on our honeymoon anymore so even though I’m not kissing homestuck and yelling about how much I love it out of our hotel window doesn’t mean I don’t love homestuck anymore
it’s just a quiet love where we sit down and have dinner together and calmly talk about our days and we don’t need to be in each other’s faces 24/7 to know that...
